Scooping in Style: Tools of the Trade That Keep Hands Clean and Lawns Pristine

Let’s face it—poop scooping isn’t exactly a glamorous gig. But just because the job stinks doesn’t mean your tools have to. Whether you’re a DIY dog parent or hiring a professional crew like Who Gives A Shit (hi, that’s us 👋), knowing the right tools can make a crappy task feel downright satisfying.

So throw on your imaginary cape, fellow turd wrangler—here’s the scoop (pun fully intended) on how to keep your hands clean, your yard pristine, and your pride intact.

1. The Classic Claw Scooper – The MVP of Poop Picking

This bad boy is a staple in backyards everywhere. The spring-loaded claw scooper is basically the Excalibur of pet mess. It lets you grab, pinch, and dump without ever getting close to the goods.

Pros:
✔️ No bending down
✔️ One-handed operation
✔️ Satisfying clamp sound that weirdly feels like victory

Cons:
❌ Can be bulky for walks
❌ Not great for… explosive surprises 💥

2. The Rake & Bin Combo – The Poop Professional’s Choice

This two-handed technique is the gold standard for pros like us. The rake scrapes, the bin catches, and together they form an unstoppable scooping duo. It’s perfect for larger yards and bigger dogs with, well… bigger output.

Pros:
✔️ Great coverage and control
✔️ Handles various terrain
✔️ Feels oddly powerful

Cons:
❌ Needs more storage space
❌ Not the best for quick walks

3. Biodegradable Poop Bags – The Earth-Loving Essential

If you’re a dog-walking warrior, these are your daily sidekicks. Bonus points for going biodegradable so you’re not saving your lawn at the planet’s expense.

Pro tip: Go for bags with handles or built-in dispensers. Trust us. At some point, you will panic-fumble mid-poop.

Pros:
✔️ Compact, convenient, and discreet
✔️ Great for on-the-go
✔️ Guilt-free disposal

Cons:
❌ Not reusable
❌ Occasionally… finger-risky 👀

4. Pet-Safe Yard Deodorizers – The Final Touch

After you scoop, why not leave the place smelling like a meadow instead of a minefield? A spritz of yard deodorizer neutralizes odors and earns you serious neighbor points.

Bonus: Some even help break down bacteria. That’s poop science, baby. 🧪

5. Gloves – Because We’re Not That Brave

Sure, the tools keep you away from the action, but a good pair of disposable or washable gloves is your final line of defense. You wouldn’t go into battle without armor, right?

Pros:
✔️ Peace of mind
✔️ Easy cleanup
✔️ Fashion statement (kinda)

Want to Scoop Like a Pro Without Actually Scooping?

We get it. Life’s short. You’ve got better things to do than scoop poop with industrial-grade tongs while dodging landmines.

That’s where Who Gives A Shit comes in.
We bring the tools, the gloves, the deodorizer—and the good vibes. Your yard gets the red carpet treatment while you kick back, pet your dog, and breathe deeply (without gagging).

Final Scoop:

Having the right gear makes poop scooping cleaner, faster, and way less gross.
But if you’d rather not stockpile rakes and bio-bags, just call in the pros.

We scoop in style, so you don’t have to. 💩✨