Scoop, Spray, Snuggle

The Complete Routine for a Clean, Cuddle-Worthy Yard

There’s nothing quite like a backyard play session with your pup—the tail wags, the zoomies, the belly flops into the grass. But nothing kills the mood faster than stepping into a leftover landmine or catching a whiff of Eau de Doggy Doo in the breeze.

That’s why we created the ultimate trifecta of yard bliss: Scoop. Spray. Snuggle.
It’s the poop-proof, pet-approved routine that’ll keep your outdoor space clean, fresh, and ready for furry fun.

Let’s break it down—step by step.

Step 1: Scoop – Because No One Likes a Surprise

This is where it all starts. The humble scoop might not be glamorous, but it’s essential. Because when poop piles up, so do problems—smell, germs, flies, foot trauma, and a lot of “Why does it smell like THAT?” from your guests.

Tips for Pro-Level Scooping:

• Scoop daily (or at least several times a week for multi-pet homes).
• Use tools like a claw scooper or rake-and-bin combo to keep it hands-off and hygienic.
• If you’re a bare-minimum energy pet parent (no judgment)—hire us. We scoop so you can skip.

Bonus: Scooping regularly helps you monitor your dog’s health. Weird poop? You’ll spot it early.

Step 2: Spray – Because Clean Isn’t Just About Looks

You’ve scooped the poop. Yay! But guess what? Invisible nasties are still lurking. That’s where spraying comes in.

Spraying your yard with a pet-safe enzymatic deodorizer helps:

• Neutralize odors (goodbye, pee corner stench)
• Break down bacteria and proteins from waste
• Make your yard smell like nature—not a kennel

Pro tip: Focus on high-traffic pee zones, favorite digging corners, and “surprise poop” areas near fences or bushes.

DIY option: A vinegar-and-water mix can help, but we recommend the pro stuff if you really want to sniff with confidence.

Step 3: Snuggle – Because Clean Yards Deserve Happy Pets

Now comes the reward: the snuggles. With a poop-free, fresh-smelling yard, you can finally:

• Lay out a blanket and sunbathe with your pup
• Play tug-of-war without dodging dookie
• Let the kids and pets roll around without needing a decontamination chamber

Snuggling = proof your routine worked.
When your dog flops happily onto the grass and your nostrils aren’t under attack? That’s the dream.

The Routine in Real Life (aka When to Call Us)

We get it. Life’s busy. You’re juggling dog walks, work meetings, groceries, and that weird mystery smell in the laundry room.

That’s why Who Gives A Shit makes scooping, spraying, and yes—even pet snuggling—a worry-free part of your week. We show up. We scoop the poop. We freshen the yard. And if your pup’s down for cuddles, we throw those in too.

Your job? Sit back, sip something nice, and enjoy a backyard that smells like “fresh grass” instead of “feral disaster.”

Final Scoop

If your yard is your sanctuary—and your pup’s personal potty—then a solid routine is a must.
Scoop regularly. Spray responsibly. Snuggle often.

Because when the poop is gone, the vibes are strong. 💩✨