Our Process: Easy as 1-2-Poo
From booking to cleanup, we’ve streamlined the crappiest job so you don’t have to think about it
Our proven 5-step process ensures your yard stays pristine while you stay poop-free
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📱 Book Your Service
Choose your package online, tell us about your yard and dogs, and select your preferred service day. Takes less than 5 minutes to get started.✓Online booking form ✓Choose service frequency ✓Set yard access instructions ✓Schedule preferred day/time
2
📅 We Schedule & Confirm
Our team reviews your request, confirms your service window, and adds you to our route. You'll get a confirmation email with all the details.✓Service confirmation email ✓Route optimization ✓Team assignment ✓Access instructions review
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📲 Pre-Service Notification
We'll text you 30 minutes before arrival so you know we're on our way. No surprises, just professional service.✓30-minute advance notice ✓SMS text notification ✓Technician introduction ✓ETA confirmation
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🧹 Professional Cleanup
Our uniformed Shit Takers arrive with professional equipment, thoroughly clean your yard, and dispose of waste responsibly.✓Complete yard inspection ✓Professional-grade tools ✓Biodegradable waste bags ✓Eco-friendly sanitizing
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✅ Service Complete
We'll send you a completion notification with service details. Your yard is now pristine and ready for bare feet!✓Service completion text ✓Quality assurance check ✓Next service reminder ✓Customer feedback option
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