Short Story of Pet Waste Management We Started 2025
Matthew founded WhoGivesAShit.dog with a mission to make Kent’s yards beautiful again, one poop at a time. His dedication to excellence in waste removal has made him the go-to professional for all dog waste management needs in the area.
Our Progress:
• 50+ Happy Customers
• 1,500+ Pounds Removed
• 100% Satisfaction Rate
Matthew Crocker
Owner & Chief Excrement OfficerThe crappy journey that led to Kent's premier poop scooping service
Our History
Jan 2025
The Lightbulb Moment
Matthew Crocker was tired of dodging dog landmines in his own backyard in Kent, Ohio. After stepping in one too many "surprises" during his morning coffee routine, he realized the community needed a professional solution to this crappy problem. Armed with determination and a strong stomach, WhoGivesAShit.dog was born.
Feb 2025
First Customer Victory
Our inaugural client was Mrs. Henderson on Summit Street, whose three Golden Retrievers had turned her beautiful garden into a minefield. After our first cleanup, she called us "miracle workers" and became our first five-star review. Word spread faster than we could say "poop scoop."
March 2025
Service Package Launch
Launched our three signature service packages: The Occasional Dump ($29.99 Monthly), The Regular Movement ($37.93/month twice monthly), and The Daily Constitutional ($47.97/month weekly). Each designed to meet different needs and budgets, because everyone deserves a shit-free yard.
May 2025
Equipment & Process Refinement
Invested in professional-grade equipment including biodegradable bags, sanitizing solutions, and our signature brown and green uniforms. Developed our systematic approach to yard cleanup that ensures no pile is left behind. Because if you're going to handle shit, you might as well do it right.
Oct 2025
Digital Innovation
Launched our comprehensive website with online booking system, customer portal, and mobile-friendly design. Now customers can schedule their poop pickup with the same ease as ordering pizza. Technology meets excrement management in the most professional way possible.
Nov 2025
Customer Referral Program Launch
Introduced our neighborhood discount program offering 10% off when one neighbor signs up and 20% off when two or more neighbors join the poop-free revolution. Word-of-mouth became our best marketing tool as satisfied customers spread the good word about our crappy services.
Dec 2025
Holiday Service Expansion
Launched special holiday cleanup services for Kent families hosting gatherings. Nothing says "welcome to our home" like a pristine, poop-free backyard for holiday parties. Our "Pre-Party Poop Patrol" became an instant hit with busy hosts.
New year's
Year-End Milestone Achievement
Reached 75+ regular customers and established WhoGivesAShit.dog as Kent's most trusted dog waste removal service. Celebrated by treating our team to a well-deserved dinner (far away from anything poop-related) and planning our 2026 expansion goals.
How Dat Shit Stacks
Dog waste removal companies are evaluated and ranked based on 3 main criteria: Service reliability shown in customer retention rates, Environmental responsibility assessed by eco-friendly disposal methods, and Community impact measured by customer satisfaction and neighborhood improvement.
