About Us

Messy Jobs, Happy Paws, Zero Judgement!

At Who Gives A Shit, we take pet mess seriously—so you can keep your hands clean and your dignity intact. Whether your dog’s left behind a landmine field or your yard just needs a little TLC, we’re the crew that rolls up (with bags, gloves, and good vibes) and gets the job done.

We’re not just scoopers—we’re pet lovers, paw-shakers, and tail-wag encouragers. From poop patrol to belly rubs, our team handles the dirty work with a smile and absolutely zero judgement. Your lawn gets clean, your pets get loved, and your shoes stay 💩-free.

Because someone’s gotta give a shit—and lucky for you, we really do.

Picture of Owner Matthew standing in front of a tree in a suit

Matthew Crocker

Chief Excrement Officer

Meet our Founder​

Matthew started WhoGivesAShit.dog in 2024 after realizing that busy professionals like himself needed reliable, professional dog waste removal services. What began as a joke among friends became Kent’s most trusted dog waste removal service.

With a background in customer service and an unwavering love for dogs, Matthew built the business on three core principles: reliability, professionalism, and a good sense of humor. When he’s not scooping poop, he enjoys hiking with his two rescue dogs, Max and Bella, and exploring the beautiful trails around Kent, Ohio.

As the Chief Excrement Officer, Matthew leads our team with dedication, professionalism, and just the right amount of humor. We believe that dog ownership should be about joy, companionship, and unconditional love—not about spending your weekends scooping poop. Our mission is simple: we take your shit so you don’t have to.

Book today and be Shit Free and gleaming with gle!

We are your local dog waste removal service giving you complete relief from scooping poop – because we give a shit so you don’t have to. 

Our Story

From a simple idea to Kent’s #1 dog waste removal service

WhoGivesAShit.dog was born from a simple realization: life’s too short to spend weekends scooping dog poop. What started as a joke among friends became Kent’s most trusted dog waste removal service.

From our humble beginnings with just a few yards in Franklin Township to serving hundreds of customers across Kent and surrounding areas, we’ve stayed true to our mission: taking your shit so you don’t have to.

Today, we’re proud to be known as the team that gives a shit about giving a shit – literally and figuratively.

Scoop

Professional Poop Scooping with Zero Judgement. Crap Happens. We Show Up.

Clean

Whether it's poop piles on the lawn or mystery spots on the deck, we clean up pet messes like pros—so your space stays safe, stink-free, and ready for bare feet (or paws).

Cuddle

Poop picked, tails wagged, and pets pampered—because someone’s gotta give a shit, and we do.

Our Mission

To provide Kent’s most reliable and professional dog waste removal service while maintaining our signature sense of humor. We take your shit so you don’t have to, literally and figuratively.

Our Vision

To become the go-to dog waste removal service in Kent, Ohio, known for our reliability, professionalism, and commitment to keeping our community clean—one yard at a time.

Our Values

We value reliability, professionalism, environmental responsibility, and customer satisfaction above all else. And yes, we value a good laugh too—because life’s too short to take shit seriously.

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Matthew Crocker - Chief Excrement Officer

Yes, you read that right. I literally started a business around dog poop because I was tired of stepping in it. But here's the thing - I give a shit about giving a shit.

From the early days of cleaning my neighbors' yards with a plastic bag and a dream, to building Kent's most trusted dog waste removal service, I've learned that success isn't just about scooping poop - it's about building relationships, providing value, and making people smile along the way.

As the Chief Excrement Officer, I lead our team with dedication, professionalism, and just the right amount of humor. We believe that dog ownership should be about joy, companionship, and unconditional love—not about spending your weekends scooping poop.

So yeah, I'm the Chief Excrement Officer. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Ready to Let Us Handle Your Shit?

Join hundreds of satisfied customers in Kent who've discovered the joy of a poop-free yard.

What We Provide

Book Our Services

Pick Your Service

Choose from poop scooping, area cleaning, or the full cuddle-inclusive experience. (Yes, snuggles are real.)

Tell Us When

Select a date and time that works for you—once, weekly, monthly or whenever the stink hits critical mass.

Sit. Stay. Relax.

We show up, scoop the poop, clean the zone, and give your pet some love (if they’re into that).

Enjoy Your Poop-Free Paradise

Fresh lawn. Happy pup. Clean shoes. Life’s good.
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When you have shit, but have not time, just contact us

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