We Take Your Shit So You Don’t Have To
At WhoGivesAShit.dog, we’ve built our business on a simple premise: nobody likes stepping in dog poop. Not you, not your kids, not your neighbors, and definitely not your lawnmower. That’s why our professional Shit Takers are dedicated to keeping your yard clean, fresh, and 100% crap-free.
Founded in Kent, Ohio by people who genuinely give a shit about your shit, we’ve turned the crappiest job into an art form. Our uniformed technicians will visit your property on schedule, remove all dog waste, and leave your yard looking and smelling fantastic.
Scoop
Professional Poop Scooping with Zero Judgement. The Shit Happens. We Show Up. We're all good
Clean
Whether it's poop piles on the lawn or mystery spots on the deck, we clean up pet messes like pros—so your space stays safe, stink-free, and ready for bare feet (or paws).
Cuddle
Poop picked, tails wagged, and pets pampered—because someone’s gotta give a shit, and we do.To keep lawns clean, pets happy, and humans poop-free
At Who Gives A Shit, we take pet mess seriously—so you don’t have to. From poop scooping to pet pampering, we keep your yard clean, your pets loved, and your shoes safe. Zero judgement. Maximum cuddles. All 💩 handled.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
If you can find it, we’ll come back and scoop it for free
Our Packages: Pick Your Perfect Poop Plan
The Occasional Dump
Monthly Service – Perfect for single-dog households
- Once-a-month thorough cleanup
- Email notification before arrival
- Yard deodorizing treatment
$29.99/month
The Regular Movement
Bi-Weekly Service – Our most popular package
- Twice-monthly thorough cleanup
- SMS notification before arrival
- Yard deodorizing treatment
- Gate access management
$37.93/month
The Daily Constitutional
Weekly Service – For multi-dog households
- Weekly thorough cleanup
- SMS notification before arrival
- Premium yard deodorizing treatment
- Gate access management
- Monthly yard sanitizing spray
$47.97/month
The More, The Merrier: Neighbor Discounts
Living in a dog-friendly neighborhood? Spread the word and save some cash!
10% OFF
when one neighbor signs up with you
20% OFF
when two or more neighbors join the poop-free revolution
10% OFF
for each active referral!
Our Process: Easy as 1-2-Poo
Sign Up
Choose your package, tell us about your yard and your dogs, and select your preferred service day.
We Visit
Our uniformed Shit Takers arrive on schedule, access your yard according to your instructions, and get to work.
Enjoy Your Clean Yard
Return to a pristine, poop-free yard that’s safe for kids, pets, and bare feet.
What Our Client’s Say
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you wanted to know about our shit-taking business but were afraid to ask
How often do you come to clean my yard?
Do I need to be home when you service my yard?
What happens if it’s raining or snowing?
How do you dispose of the waste?
Do you offer any discounts?
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